The World's Funniest Proverbs

This collection of funny sayings from around the world – covering subjects from pessimism and money to happiness, drink and getting old – is an ideal gift, impulse buy or Christmas present, guaranteed to raise a laugh.

Short sayings based on long experience – there are stacks here for you to enjoy!

Experience is a comb nature gives to men when they are bald
(Eastern)

Listen to your conscience – the inner voice that tells you someone might be watching
(Anon)

A rumour goes in one ear and out many mouths
(Chinese)

A beautiful woman belongs to eveyone but an ugly woman is yours alone
(Indian)