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Uncle John's Facts to Annoy Your Teacher Bathroom Reader for Kids Only!
Author(s): Bathroom Readers' Institute (Author)
- Publisher: Advantage Publishers Group
- Publication Date: 30 Jun. 2009
- Language: English
- Print length: 256 pages
- ISBN-10: 159223982X
- ISBN-13: 9781592239825
Book Description
We admit it: Uncle John wasn’t a great student. He’d rather draw plungers or make fart noises than read boring school books. So we made this book with little Uncle John in mind. It’s full of fun facts and funny illustrations–all designed to make your teacher squirm. It’s got the weird. It’s got the wacky. And it definitely has the gross. So hide this book from the grownups as you check out . . .
– Icky eats: fried spiders and candy-coated larvae
– Hunting for real hidden treasures
– The history of doughnuts
– How to make armpit farts
– Goofball students who grew up to be president
– Wrong facts your teacher thinks are true
Lexile score: 1010L
Editorial Reviews
From the Back Cover
Hey, kids! Here at the Bathroom Readers’ Institute knows there are lots of books in the world that are really boring: text books, history books, math books…yuck. But this book is different. It’s so much fun you won’t even notice it’s informative because it’s packed with all sorts of weird, wacky, and wild facts your teachers don’t want you to know. Read about… * The history of money: it does grow on trees!* Icky eats: fried spiders and candy-coated larvae.* Treasure hunting in Africa and the Caribbean.* How to make chocolate candy bugs and bloody eyeball ice cubes * The presidents’ goofs and elementary school grades * Dumb crooks, amazing kids, animal oddities, and a whole lot more!
About the Author
The Bathroom Readers’ Institute is a tight-knit group of loyal and skilled writers, researchers, and editors who have been working as a team for years. The BRI understands the habits of a very special market–Throne Sitters–and devotes itself to providing amazing facts and conversation pieces.
The Bathroom Readers’ Institute is a tight-knit group of loyal and skilled writers, researchers, and editors who have been working as a team for years. The BRI understands the habits of a very special market–Throne Sitters–and devotes itself to providing amazing facts and conversation pieces.
