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Uncle John's Creature Feature Bathroom Reader For Kids Only!
Author(s): Bathroom Readers' Institute (Author)
- Publisher: Advantage Publishers Group
- Publication Date: 23 Mar. 2010
- Language: English
- Print length: 414 pages
- ISBN-10: 1607100991
- ISBN-13: 9781607100997
Book Description
Once upon a time, Uncle John set his ghouls on a task to create three new For Kids Only! books: Strange & Scary, Wild & Woolly, and Under the Slimy Sea. But then a giant green creature oozed out of the muck and gobbled them all up! And what did that horrible thing spit out? This book–Creature Feature! It’s bubbling over with more than 400 pages of blood-curdling facts, gut-wrenching activities, cringe-inducing jokes, and head-spinning true stories–all made even more icky by all the freaky photographs and illustrations. Whether it walks, limps, gallops, flies, crawls, swims, or just sits there and makes fart noises–chances are you’ll encounter it in Creature Feature. So have a spooky good time checking out . . .
– The World’s Smelliest Sneaker
– Dog-sized horses and horse-sized dogs
– The great ball of snot
– An armadillo invasion and a turtle traffic jam
– Zombies, Bigfoot, and the mothman”
– How to make your own mummy
– Why polar bears don’t eat penguins
– Vengeful ghosts and haunted castles
– And much more!
Don’t say we didn’t warn you.
Lexile score: 1000L
Editorial Reviews
From the Back Cover
Do you have the nerve to read this book? The editors at the Bathroom Readers’ Institute took the wackiest stories from three great kids Bathroom Readers–Strange & Scary, Under the Slimy Sea, and Wild & Woolly–and packed them into these pages. Only kids with the strongest hearts (and stomachs) will be able to handle all the gross facts, ghost stories, slimy creatures, kooky illustrations, and beastly jokes inside these pages. Go hog wild and read about ¥ The World’s Smelliest Sneaker ¥ Dog-sized horses and horse-sized dogs ¥ The great ball of snot ¥ An armadillo invasion and a turtle traffic jam ¥ Zombies, Bigfoot, and the mothman ¥ How to make your own mummy ¥ Why polar bears don’t eat penguins ¥ Vengeful ghosts and haunted castles ¥ And much more! Don’t say we didn’t warn you.
About the Author
The Bathroom Readers’ Institute is a tight-knit group of loyal and skilled writers, researchers, and editors who have been working as a team for years. The BRI understands the habits of a very special market–Throne Sitters–and devotes itself to providing amazing facts and conversation pieces.
The Bathroom Readers’ Institute is a tight-knit group of loyal and skilled writers, researchers, and editors who have been working as a team for years. The BRI understands the habits of a very special market–Throne Sitters–and devotes itself to providing amazing facts and conversation pieces.
