Two Nuns In A Bath

A brand-new, fantastic, enormous collection of 5,000 jokes, gags and one-liners – indexed and categorised to help with finding the right joke for any occasion or audience, from Bar-Mitzvahs to bar-rooms. Two Nuns in a Bath is the consummate collection, with jokes on every subject under the sun, from lawyers to low-energy light bulbs.

Two nuns are sitting in a bath.
One says “Where’s the soap?””
The other replies “It does rather doesn’t it?”

A guy asks a lawyer what his fee is. “I charge $50 for three questions,” the lawyer says. “That’s awfully steep, isn’t it?” the guy asks. “Yes,” the lawyer replies, “Now what’s your final question?”