Wow! eBook
The Twits
Author(s): Quinn Conroy (Author)
- Publisher: Sourcebooks Inc
- Publication Date: 23 April 2012
- Language: English
- Print length: 128 pages
- ISBN-10: 1402264682
- ISBN-13: 9781402264689
Book Description
The good, the bad, and the just plain dimwitted. A collection of the funniest, dumbest, and most ridiculous celebrity tweets They re rich. They re famous. And they re tweeting. It seems like every day a celebrity has a Twitter scandal. Add to that the unbridled craziness of some tweeting celebrities (thank you, Charlie Sheen) as well as the genuine comic genius of others, and you have access to celebrities like never before: When meeting royalty, it is very important, no matter how excited you are, not to vomit on them. Instead, vomit on the nearest commoner. Stephen Colbert STEVE MARTIN IS REALLY OILED AND BUFF. OMG, my Twitter account was just hacked. Steve Martin Imagine a dolphin dancing in the sky. Let it dance with joy. Think of yourself at the bottom of the ocean watching. Yoko Ono Does anyone know the right way to dig a poop hole in the mountains? Jessica Simpson Apocalypse Me Warlock Latin for winning. c Charlie Sheen Hope when I turn 60 I can think, quietly, My wife is being born somewhere. #hefner Patton Oswalt
