The Wind-up Letters: From a Man With Too Much Time on His Hands

From a man with far too much time on his hands comes this collection of barmy correspondence, guaranteed to put a smile on the face of even the most dedicated customer services assistant. Whether he’s appealing to the British Lubrication Federation for advice on resolving his catflap predicament or making an enthusiastic request to Tiffany & Co. for Tiffany’s autograph, Mark Hebblewhite knows how to make a nuisance of himself. If you have ever wanted to ask Mc Vitie’s whether a custard creme is really just an albino bourbon, this book has the answer – as well as the answers to some other questions you might never have thought to enquire about.