Sausagey Santa

“Easily the craziest, weirdest, strangest, funniest, most obscene writer in America.”
– GOTHIC MAGAZINE

“This generation’s Vonnegut!”
—VINCENT W. SAKOWSKI

“Carlton Mellick III has the craziest book titles… and the kinkiest fans!”
– CHRISTOPHER MOORE, author of The Stupidest Angel

“If you haven’t read Mellick you’re not nearly perverse enough for the twenty first century.”
– JACK KETCHUM, author of The Woman and The Girl Next Door

“Carlton Mellick III is one of bizarro fiction’s most talented practitioners, a virtuoso of the surreal, science fictional tale.”
– CORY DOCTOROW, author of Little Brother

“Bizarre, twisted, and emotionally raw–Carlton Mellick’s fiction is the literary equivalent of putting your brain in a blender.”
– BRIAN KEENE, author of The Rising and Dead Sea

“Carlton Mellick III exemplifies the intelligence and wit that lurks between its lurid covers. In a genre where crude titles are an art in themselves, Mellick is a true artist.”
– THE GUARDIAN

“Just as Pop had Andy Warhol and Dada Tristan Tzara, the Bizarro movement has its very own P. T. Barnum-type practitioner. He’s the mutton-chopped author of such books as Electric Jesus Corpse and The Menstruating Mall, the illustrator, editor, and instructor of all things Bizarro, and his name is Carlton Mellick III.”
– DETAILS MAGAZINE