I Wish I Were Engulfed in Flames: My Insane Life Raising Two Boys with Autism
Author(s): Jeni Decker (Author)
Publisher: Skyhorse Publishing
Publication Date: 17 Jan. 2012
Edition: 1st
Language: English
Print length: 288 pages
ISBN-10: 1616084855
ISBN-13: 9781616084851
Book Description
Jeni Decker is five-foot nothing and one hundred and [redacted] poundsa self described roly-poly, forty-something, Reubenesque bon-bon of a gal, often called cute but never sexy. She has two sons with autism on opposite ends of the spectrum (Jake and Jaxson), a husband who prefers hunting to household chores, an Australian Shepherd named Sugar, and an albino frog named Humbert Humbert. This is her storya brash, personal, and some-times shocking memoir of one woman’s determination to raise two healthy kids with autism and keep her sanity in the process. It’s not always easy. Between poop” incidents, temper tantrums, and the helpful” advice about parenting from her fellow citizens in the grocery store, Jeni often finds herself wanting to throw something. With chapters like: Tickling the Weiner,” Why I Hate Pokemon,” Santa: Give it a Friggin’ Rest, Already,” and Oprah’s the Reason My Kid Thinks I Want to Drown Him in the Tub,” I Wish I Were Engulfed in Flames also includes mini-chapters written by her eldest son, Jake.
Readers looking for laughter and inspiration will find it here aplenty, along with tons of surreal anecdotes that will have you either shaking your head in disbelief (for those unacquainted with the world of autism) or nodding with recognition (for those who are). As Jeni says, I developed a new normal.’”
Editorial Reviews
Review
Brash, sarcastic, irreverent, heartfelt, and touching, Decker s memoir is all this and more. Highly recommended.
This is not your mother s autism book! Raw, honest with she said what?! laughs on every page. –Kim Stagliano, author of All I Can Handle: I m No Mother Teresa
This is not your mother ‘s autism book! Raw, honest with she said what?! laughs on every page. –Kim Stagliano, author of All I Can Handle: I m No Mother Teresa
This is notyour mother s autism book! Raw, honest with she said what?! laughs on everypage. –Kim Stagliano, author of All I Can Handle: I m No Mother Teresa
About the Author
Jeni Decker lives on a farm in rural Michigan with her husband, two autistic sons, an Australian shepherd, and an albino frog named Humbert Humbert. In between kid-wrangling and writing, she is also an independent filmmaker. You can find her at her website: closetspacemusings.blogspot.com. She lives in Reed City, Michigan.
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