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Fifty Shades of Dorian Gray
Author(s): Nicole Audrey Spector (Author)
- Publisher: Skyhorse Publishing
- Publication Date: 2 Jan. 2013
- Language: English
- Print length: 400 pages
- ISBN-10: 1620875071
- ISBN-13: 9781620875070
Book Description
Editorial Reviews
Review
Ahilarious pastiche, and sexy in its own right. I’ll never be able to read E.L.James with a straight face again. –Ken Kalfus, author of The Commissariat of Enlightenment and A Disorder Peculiar to the Country
If Oscar Wilde had had access to youporn.com thisis definitely the book he would have written. With painterly precision, MissSpector has transformed this tale into some seriously arty smut. From the firstwetted brush to the last passionate brushstroke, Fifty Shades of Dorian Gray willblow your mind, come on your face, and break your heart. –Avi Steinberg
Nicole Audrey Spector does it exactly right.Funny and hot at the same time. –Fred Armisen
Oscar couldn’t have done betterif he’d written his own “good parts.”FiftyShades of Dorian Gray isfun, and a double turn-on–exciting writing AND smoldering sex. –Lynda Schor
Totally engaging, witty, sly, sexy andpure FUN. Oscar Wilde, Frank Harris, Pauline Reage, make room! –Frederic Tuten
A hilarious pastiche, and sexy in its own right. I’ll never be able to read E.L. James with a straight face again. –Ken Kalfus, author of The Commissariat of Enlightenment and A Disorder Peculiar to the Country
If Oscar Wilde had had access to youporn.com this is definitely the book he would have written. With painterly precision, Miss Spector has transformed this tale into some seriously arty smut. From the first wetted brush to the last passionate brushstroke, Fifty Shades of Dorian Gray will blow your mind, come on your face, and break your heart. –Avi Steinberg
Nicole Audrey Spector does it exactly right. Funny and hot at the same time. –Fred Armisen
Oscar couldn’t have done better if he’d written his own “good parts.” Fifty Shades of Dorian Gray is fun, and a double turn-on–exciting writing AND smoldering sex. –Lynda Schor
Totally engaging, witty, sly, sexy and pure FUN. Oscar Wilde, Frank Harris, Pauline Reage, make room! –Frederic Tuten
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Chapter One
The studio was filled with the richodor of roses, and when the light summer wind stirred amidst the trees of thegarden there came through the open door the heavy scent of lilac, or the moredelicate perfume of the pink-flowering thorn. The soft breeze, infused with scent, tickledRosemary Hall’s neck, stirring the fine hairs on her nape.
It was certainly peculiar, shethought: this new awareness of feeling in her body. Even painting feltdifferent. It was no longer just apreoccupation of mind and coordination, but a physical experience. The wetted brush was as sentient as her handitself and when it touched the canvas her body stirred as though to come tolife with each careful stroke.
And the daydreams she washaving…oh, but at least those she could blink away. The dreams at night werethe worst. They weren’t nightmares, no –anything but, really – yet they left her deeply unsettled. Night after night she awoke in a feverish sweat,her hips writhing on their own accord, the bed sheet balled in a coil andclenched between her legs. It was so…real. Like he’d really been there. Drenched in sweat she felt his phantom kisses linger on her cheeks. Wherever were those dreams coming from?Rosemary wondered. She avoided theanswer. This was no time to get carried away with lust, she thought, blushingas the word crossed her mind – a quick scurry across then back into hersubconscious.
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