Boring Asian Female: A Novel

“Thank you for your interest in our school, but we regret to inform you that…” You’re not special. You’re too average. You’re too boring.

Elizabeth Zhang is well aware of her place in the world. She’s in the tenth percentile for likability, the seventieth percentile for attractiveness, and the ninety-ninth percentile for academics. While she’s never been the most beautiful or the most liked, she knows she has the intelligence and ambition to achieve her greatest dream: Harvard Law School.

But when Harvard rejects Elizabeth for not standing out enough—which she knows means she's just another boring Asian female—her carefully constructed life falls apart. What shocks her even more is that Laura Kim, a classmate at Columbia, got in. Elizabeth can’t figure out how this could have happened. Why was Laura accepted? What makes her so interesting?

At first, she follows Laura because she’s curious to see what made her stand out to Harvard. What does Laura order for lunch? Where does Laura shop? What are Laura’s hobbies? But no matter how hard she tries, Elizabeth just can’t understand what makes Laura so special.

The only thing she does understand is that Laura has taken her spot. A spot that, after all her hard work, she feels she deserves more. A spot that she’ll simply have to take back.

Layered and subversive, Boring Asian Female reveals how societal expectations and personal pressure can unlock the darkest parts of a person and exposes how far one young woman is willing to go to fulfil her deepest ambition.