The Au Pair Reprint Edition

By Michele Macfarlane

Jacana Media (Pty) Ltd

Copyright © 2010 Michele Macfarlane
All rights reserved.
ISBN: 978-1-77009-908-1
CHAPTER 1

To: sara@naturalnurture.co.uk
Subject: Practise caution

Dearest Sara

Feeling a bit down today. The ophthalmologist said that with retinitis pigmentosa, you never know how fast you could lose your eyesight, but that my peripheral vision has definitely deteriorated. Luckily my forward vision is still good. Anyway, I’ve made the monumental decision to give up driving. I’m going to take on an au pair, rather than employing a driver. That way I’ll also have someone to help out with the kids. I’m interviewing a woman tomorrow. Will keep you updated.

Enough about me. Prepare yourself for a lecture … OK, here goes: Sara, please, please be careful! I know I risk coming across as judgmental and prudish, but I’m allowed to because I love you, and I think you’re making a big mistake fooling around with this Gael woman. In a London phone box of all places! Really? At thirty-eight you’ve decided that you’re a lesbian!? Just like that? Please! I don’t buy it. I know you better than that.

Here’s what I think. You and Graeme have been together for a long time. You’ve spent the bulk of your relationship raising kids and you’re a bit bored, understandably. Then a cute young lezzy comes along and shows an interest. And I’m sure it’s all very flattering and exciting. But seriously?!

Look, I think you need to cut ties with Gael immediately and put your energies into your relationship with Graeme. Buy some sexy undies. Share a couple of bottles of wine together – add a bit of sparkle to things. I don’t know. Fuck in a phone box if you must! Whatever it takes. Sara, you have so much to lose: a husband who adores you (worships you, actually); a loving family – just think of your kids. This affair with Gael could blow their world to smithereens.

It’s your choice. Just be careful. And remember I love you and miss you. Give my love to Graeme and the kids. Take care. Love, Michele xxxxx

* * *

I press send, then log off, thinking back to when I first met Sara. It was on a weekend away in Cornwell, organised by the Natural Nurturing Network, a group that promotes gentle childrearing (long-term breastfeeding, no smacking, allowing babies to bed-share). There were about twenty families camping in the field with us, all with barefoot children running around, mothers carrying their babies in slings across their shoulders. Not a single pram or bottle in sight.

One woman stood out like a beacon. With her hair cut in a stylish, dark bob, wearing a strappy turquoise dress, Sara was nothing like the other mothers, who could be members of a drab cult, in their baggy tracksuits and faded, oversized T-shirts. The two of us hit it off straight away.

Sara is one of those rare friends you can speak to about absolutely anything, and saying goodbye to her was one of the hardest things about our move from England to South Africa. Over the last few years, our lives have been comfortingly similar, but now, with this crush of hers, I feel irrationally betrayed.

It’s past midnight when I slip into bed with my sleeping husband and press my tummy and breasts into his warm back. He shifts slightly, snuggling in closer. I slide my fingers through his thick hair. I have always been simultaneously attracted to and jealous of Peter’s lustrous locks, my own short hair being so fine and flyaway.

I try to sleep, but there are too many things playing on my mind. Most of all the fact that my retinitis pigmentosa is getting worse. What if I go completely blind? I picture myself grappling around for objects I can’t see and walking into walls … Stop it! I need to sleep. I try deep breathing, counting sheep, meditating, but nothing’s working, so I turn on to my back and reach down to touch myself. As my fingertip circles my clitoris, I conjure up a well-used fantasy …

I am standing at a dressing table looking at myself in the mirror. An androgynous figure comes up behind me, turns me around, and pushes me down on the dressing table, opening my legs … I concentrate on staying in the fantasy, rather than on my fingers, which are sliding over my ever-swelling clitoris. As I feel my climax building, I want to feel something inside me. I move my fingers faster, scared to slow down, I don’t want to lose my orgasm. I shake Peter roughly with my free hand and gasp, ‘Peter! Peter, quick!’

‘Hey,’ he says, sleepily, then quickly comes to attention as he takes in my shuddering body, my short gasps of breath. He doesn’t want to miss an opportunity that comes up so rarely. I turn onto my hands and knees so that I can still play with myself, quite happy to skip all the kissing, which I’ve never really enjoyed that much anyway.

I’m not even sure how much I enjoy sex, but I still crave it. I’m tantalisingly close to orgasm but infuriatingly and predictably, my inner dialogue begins. Why can’t I just open up and let go? Why aren’t I enjoying this? This is my husband. Surely intimacy should come naturally? So why this wave of self-revulsion? And there he is, Steven, uninvited, wholly unwelcome, gatecrashing my orgasm. He is smirking and mocking, pleased with himself that after all these years he still has an effect on me. I am ten years old again. ‘Go away you bastard. You have no place here,’ I mutter to myself, squeezing my eyes shut, focusing all my attention on the dressing table until my anonymous lover comes back into focus. And that’s where I stay until finally I orgasm.

As ever, I am well mannered. My husband has woken up past midnight to service me, so I push him onto his back and ride him until he climaxes.

‘Thank you,’ he whispers, placing his arms around me.

I snuggle into him, pressing my bum into his tummy; spooning companionably, enjoying the closeness, and trying desperately to shake off the post-sex yuckiness that clings to me like settled dust.

Peter has no idea of the ordeal I go through every time we make love. He knows about the abuse but I’m pretty sure he doesn’t know the extent to which it still affects me. Ever the gentleman, he never pushes me, leaving it up to me to initiate, which I am both grateful for and insulted by. There is a fine line between being a gentleman and seeming disinterested.

* * *

To: sara@naturalnurture.co.uk
Subject: The joys of an au pair!

Dear Sara

We have an au pair! Her name is Marizette, and she’s fantastic. The kids have taken to her already. She’s done a lot of competitive sport so she’s nicely built – tall, with broad shoulders, a flat tummy, and strong arms. She was raised on a farm in Venda (miles from anywhere) so she’s super-competent, and has done all kinds of things by herself all her life. Unfortunately she won’t be with us for long, as she wants to study again next year. But for now, for the first time in eleven years, I have some time on my hands. She does all the driving and helps tutor Max in the mornings.

Besides going blind (well, just about!), I love our new life in South Africa. Although I miss our friends in England, Cape Town feels like home to me. Whenever I go out onto the stoep and look out at our enormous garden (plus swimming pool!) and the surrounding mountains, I just can’t believe my luck. It’s certainly a far cry from the small mid -terrace where we lived in Milton Keynes. We even have a cleaning lady. O.K I know I said I would never have one, but after doing all my own domestics in England, I truly appreciate the extra help. Lebo is lovely, so I enjoy the extra company; being a full time mother can be a lonely business. And of course having my family close by but also in their own space is such a bonus. My brother, Ian, comes and goes as he pleases as the cottage has a separate entrance from the bottom of the garden, and the children love my mom and dad living upstairs in the flat. Peter loves finally having a space big enough to plant a vegetable garden. He’s determined never to move again.

We’re still teaching Max at home, but Chloe has decided to try a school, which so far she’s loving. I was a bit disappointed to be honest, as I still feel passionately about the benefits of home education.

I must say, having Marizette around is a bonus as she’s ready to try all kinds of activities I shy away from. We had Chloe’s eighth birthday party over the weekend, which was a blast. Peter and I are a fantastic team when it comes to parties. Joshua and Ava were missed though. Lots and lots of love, Michi

PS: I think Marizette is gay! I know you can’t really tell with these things, but her hair, which was carefully brushed down for the interview, is now spiked up into a trendy Mohican. She is also wearing seriously boyish clothes. But (don’t laugh) she’s actually really cute! I mean, really cute. In spite of the tomboy thing she has a pretty face. Especially her eyes. Anyway, I mentioned my suspicions to my mother. Mom, ever practical, replies: ‘Well, if she is gay, that’s a good thing. At least you won’t have the problem of your husband running off with the au pair!’

PPS: I have decided to start judo again. Max has joined the senior class, so I’m going along to his next session. I know it seems insane at my age, but I’ve been reflecting on how little I’ve achieved. So I’m going back on the mat. I know it’s not exactly some hot career, but judo is something I was good at. Marizette will drive us, obviously, and is even going to join in some classes. Can’t wait!

CHAPTER 2

‘I know what you’re like,’ my husband lectures, as I pull on my old judo suit (dug out of a box of unsorted stuff in the garage). ‘I’m a chiropractor, not a magician. If you injure yourself, I’m not necessarily going to able to fix it.’

‘Uh-huh,’ I grunt, half-listening.

‘Just remember, you’re not fit and you’re not twenty anymore, so just take it easy. OK?’

‘Sure, of course I’ll be careful,’ I reply reassuringly.

Half an hour later, I feel a frisson of excitement as I step onto the mat barefoot, bowing respectfully. Marizette, Max and I join the row of about twenty students standing in front of Sensei Lorraine, a short, stocky woman with a sharp shoulder-length blonde bob. There are a few pre -teens about Max’s age, but most of the class look in their early twenties. I’m the oldest person by far. The judo hall is in a giant shed at the Wynberg military centre and the floor is covered wall to wall with mats. There’s seating for spectators, which is occupied by a few parents, partners and … Marizette’s girlfriend, a woman called Hilary, whom she has always referred to as her ‘housemate’. Marizette mentioned her yesterday while I quizzed her on the way to collecting the kids from school.

‘So, are you single then?’ I casually dropped the question into our conversation.

She paused, ‘No, I have a girlfriend.’

I felt a horrible, unfamiliar constriction in my throat. I knew it wasn’t the gay thing. I don’t care about anyone being gay. It’s the bombshell about Marizette having a girlfriend. I really thought she was single.

In the judo hall, we take a bow as the sensei claps her hands and barks, ‘Forward, run!’ We dutifully circle the mat. ‘Sideways, run! Backwards, run.’ We continue at a brisk trot. And Peter was wrong; I am twenty! Or at least I feel twenty. I manage the warm-up with ease and agility, circling the mat with all the energy I can muster, proudly keeping up with the rest of the class.

OK, I’m showing off. Not for the sensei, not for Marizette, but for Hilary, who is parked off in the designated seating area. She’s mostly reading, but whenever she glances over, I have a showy burst of energy. For some unfathomable reason, I feel childishly competitive with this young woman around. Earlier, when Marizette introduced us, I smugly noted that she’s not that great; quite plain to be perfectly honest. Or is she? Marizette obviously sees something in her. I grudgingly admit she’s extremely feminine, with long blonde hair and the flawless skin of a twenty-one-year-old. With a pang, I realise that’s a full fifteen years younger than I am.

‘OK,’ the sensei claps her hands, ‘time for some randori!’

I’m paired with Marizette. We begin with groundwork, which is my favourite part of judo. It makes me feel strong and capable, not clumsy and half-blind. A bit like wrestling, the purpose is to get your partner on her back and into a hold down. We sit back to back until the sensei barks, ‘Hajime (begin)!’ Immediately I swing around and attack, grabbing Marizette by her lapels, trying to push her down. She’s strong, and even though I decide to go easy on her in her first session, I realise I’ll have to use all my strength if I want to get anywhere.

I’m quite put out that I’m struggling to wrestle Marizette onto her back or get her into an arm lock. And yet there is something about her strength that gives me a funny, fluttery feeling in my stomach. We shift about on the mat, both of us on our knees, grasping each other’s jackets. I sense a moment of relaxation and take the gap, pushing her down with all my might. I throw myself on top of her, pinning her beneath me. I’m sure it’s a complete fluke that I manage to get her down; she probably doesn’t want to use all her strength against her boss, but I take full advantage of it. I squash myself on top of her, my arm around her neck, my face close to hers, my feet brought up towards my head; the classic shoulder hold.

Marizette struggles underneath me. Suddenly I’m acutely aware of her closeness, the heat from her wriggling body, her rapid breathing. My breasts pushed against her chest. I can actually feel her heart beating; or is it mine? And then I feel it, the pulling sensation above my pubic bone and I realise with horror that I’m turned on. Oh my God! Is this how the guys feel when they partner us in groundwork? I hope not! I shake my head and put the feeling down to endorphins released from all the physical exertion.

‘OK, matte!‘ shouts the sensei. ‘Change partners.’

I stand, flustered, and face Marizette for our bow. I take in her flushed face and her dark, shining eyes, the fine nose and her full mouth, all set in pale skin. And it hits me. She is incredibly and undeniably beautiful.

By the end of the class, I feel invincible. We line up at the edge of the mat as Sensei Lorraine announces the upcoming nationals. I am so proud of myself. I managed to keep up with everyone for two hours, without taking a break. I also managed to hold my own in randori (free practice), even against the men. I’ll bet they were surprised when they found they couldn’t throw me around like a rag doll. I decide there and then, mid-bow, that I am going to enter nationals.

* * *

‘Oh my God! Shit! Ow. Ow. Ow!’

I can’t move. I’m in bed. It’s 7am and I should be up by now, getting Chloe’s breakfast ready. Peter is about to leave.

‘Peter, you can’t go. Please help me! Make me better,’ I plead.

‘Excuse me?’ he laughs. ‘I warned you. What part of “take it easy” didn’t you understand?’ He gives me a half-smile, ‘If you come in later I’ll give you a treatment.’

I try to get out of bed, an incredibly difficult task. Every muscle in my body is screaming in agony. My stomach muscles in particular are paying sorely for all the sit-ups I breezed through the night before.

‘Look,’ says Peter, softening, ‘I’ll quickly get Chloe ready for school. Marizette will be here soon, so you stay in bed for a bit.’ He pauses, looking hopeful. ‘I take it you won’t be carrying on with judo?’

‘Actually, I’m entering the nationals,’ I mutter, my eyes closed.

* * *

To: sara@naturalnurture.co.uk
Subject: Judo warrior

Dear Sara

Thank you so much for the e-mail. I miss you terribly. Wish I could be transported back to England for a couple of hours so we can chat and chat over multiple cups of tea. I’m happy Joshua and Ava are doing so well. Also extremely pleased to hear you’re cooling things off with Gael, but what does that mean exactly? Does it mean you won’t be seeing her again or that you’ll be seeing less of her?

Things are going well on my side of the world. I’m training hard and have taken part in a couple of small judo competitions to qualify for the nationals. How cool does that sound? When friends ask how the judo’s going, I casually say, ‘Oh, I’m entering the nationals.’ It sounds way more impressive than it is, as I’m only going to be fighting as a veteran (meaning I’ll be fighting other women in their thirties, not the youngsters, who are beyond aggressive – trust me, I fought a couple in a competition last weekend).

I love judo, though. I love the fighting. I love being able to wrestle and sweat; the whole physical contact of the sport, which is the antithesis of the nurturing, gentle, motherly side of me. I also love how strong I’m becoming – I can really feel it from the inside and it feels great. Marizette is also doing really well, which is hardly a surprise, given her athletic background. She is gay, by the way, I was right. And she has a girlfriend called Hilary, a law student.

Anyway, must go. I miss you, and I miss the home-education group. Send me some gossip on everybody! Love, Michi

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